SAVE YOUR BREATH...

SO RIGHT ON SO MANY LEVELS...

OLD DOG, STUPID TRICK...?

HOW MANY OF US FEEL AFTER THIS ELECTION...

SORRY I'VE IGNORED THIS SITE FOR SO LONG... I'LL TRY TO POST MORE OFTEN!

MAYBE WHEN I'VE HAD MY COFFEE...

WHAT A WASTE, INDEED...

SOMETHING I HEARD AS A CHILD...

SHOULD BE THE JET BLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT'S MOTTO...

Pay attention...

RICH FOOLS...

A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY THAT WOULD BE!

GARDEN FRESH TOMATOES! (don't get no better'n that!)

IF I HADN'T SEEN THE SIGN MYSELF I NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT!

PARDON THE INTERRUPTION...

DIAPERS AND POLITICIANS...

SO GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE A WEAPON WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS 16...

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

AND SOMETIMES THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE ONE...

THE NEXT COMMERCIAL YOU SEE FOR A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN...

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID... (we'll tell you why right after these commercials...)

                       IF IT'S STUPID AND YOU KNOW IT SLAP YOUR HEAD...

CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN MALES... (thanks, Todd Snider!)

ONE FOR MYSTRBREEZE (who suffers fools even worse than I...)

WHATEVER IT IS, YOU MISSED A SPOT...

IF ONLY DARWINISM WORKED QUICKLY...

BAROQUE BACH MOUNTAIN?

FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT WE GOTTA WEAR SHADES!

      AFTER TWO DAYS OF NON-STOP PRECIPITATION, WE BOW BEFORE THE SUN...

MUSIC CITY SUBMERGED...

INEVITABLE CONSEQUENCES

COMING SOON TO A REPUBLICAN BUMPER NEAR YOU...

FOR GARDENERS EVERYWHERE, A COMMON SENTIMENT...

PHILOSOPHY OF THE MOMENT...

TO THINK SOMEONE MISSED "THE LITTLE MAN" KNOCKS ME OUT! (I'm touched...sniff, sniff)

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME...

    First of all, welcome to whomever has stumbled upon this darkened corner of the worldwideweb.  You're looking at the first (hopefully) of several postings from your humble servant, as I attempt to satisfy my need for daily affirmation and the wants and needs of certain disciples of The Little Man who seem lost without his words of wisdom.
    I've been scribbling this little drawing on everything from memos and letters to checks and formal mail for over twenty five or thirty years, and only recently discovered that total strangers find these things interesting, amusing, or aggravating enough to warrant response.  Mission accomplished, if there ever was one...
    I'll try to toss a new contribution to this site whenever one springs to the frontal lobes and demands release, and if anyone cares to suggest a slogan or wishes to praise (or throw stones) at any particular message I would really appreciate reading your comments.  Feel free to express yourself, hold nothing back, and try not to get your panties in a wad if I completely ignore your ass.  After all, if you want affirmation, start your own blog.
    In the meantime, duty calls.  Try to find something worthwhile to do...

THE LEGEND'S CHRISTENING! (so much for humble beginnings...)

THIS IS THE SENTIMENT I'D LIKE TO LEAVE BEHIND FOR THE DREGS OF SOCIETY ON FB!